UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

We’re currently putting CursedCleveland.com’s hilarity on hold for a few days (or weeks..OK years) until we can actually make the website look respectable as to match our top notch commentary, wit and humor. Please e-mail us and let us know what you can do to overhaul this awfulness. (Webmaster@cursedcleveland.com). We’ll see you in 2010!

Buckeyes Looking at Nick Montana

So we’ve obviously beaten the joke into the ground about Ohio State and their tendency to go after caucasians to fill out their otherwise talented football team, but we’re cool with Nick Montana.  He’s already been offered by LSU, South Carolina, Stanford and Arizona, and not suprisingly, the Big Ten is slow to the party. Is [...]

Newzin’

Shoot me “right between the eyes” if we have to listen to LeBron saying “you know” 10 times a minute during TNT’s all-star coverage. Kevin Harlan eager for LeBron to join conversation. The Plain Dealer links Cy Young award winner Cliff Lee to the steroids story. OK so they just asked him what he thought. [...]

The Cleveland Sports Blogs That Didn’t Quite Make It

Since CursedCleveland’s triumphant return to the internet a month ago, we’ve been nothing but successful. We’ve been posted numerous times by The Big Lead, we’ve done an interview with Major League Jerk (and took their old site design as a parting gift), and we’ve done our best to spam Waiting For Next Year’s popular comment [...]

Introducing: The Alyssa Milano Collection

Are you a Cleveland girl who enjoys munilot drunken dabauchery? Do you have a yearning for a three-four defensive scheme featuring zero playmakers at the LB position? Have you hooked up with Braylon Edwards after a night out at XO? Has Ryan Tucker thrown you through a window in a fit of roid rage? Then [...]

Newzin’

Mo Williams was the 14th choice for the All-Star game, but fourth for the skills competition after Jameer Nelson’s injury. Motivation must be derived from this right? Cavs insider. In the same article, Windhorst writes that LeBron’s refusal to do dunk contests has a root: “There are some who believe James was scarred by the [...]

MO = FIIIIIIIYYYYYYAAAAAA!!!

Cleveland – Tonight the Cavs leaned on the Eastern Conference All Star Team’s 14th man. Mo Williams stole the show from LeBron with 44 points and 7 assists, shooting 18-26 from the floor and not using the rim for most of his makes. This comes after it was announced that Mo will be one of [...]

Cavs vs. Phoenix

Cleveland – Tonight the Cavs try and bounce back from losses to Lamar Odom and Joey Crawford against the struggling Phoenix Suns. Traditionally 2-time joke MVP Steve Nash and LeBron tend to have big numbers against one another, but the Suns tend to win the game. Mike D’antoni is finally gone however and the current [...]

LeBron James Denies Steroid Use

INDIANAPOLIS, IN – In the era of performance-enhancing drugs, every athlete’s weight fluctuations on a year-to-year basis come with an enormity of speculation. Yet, somehow, NBA players have always been immune to the type of skepticism that accompanies mass gain or loss for other athletes in other sports. With PEDs dominating the headlines since Canseco [...]

Brett Favre is Retiring…Again

NEW YORK – Well in continuing with the saga that has ruined episodes of sportscenter for the past 3 years, Brett Favre has decided to go ahead and… WHO CARES! The only way I could be less interested in this guy would be if he had penises growing off of his face. This time, he [...]