Are you a Cleveland girl who enjoys munilot drunken dabauchery? Do you have a yearning for a three-four defensive scheme featuring zero playmakers at the LB position? Have you hooked up with Braylon Edwards after a night out at XO? Has Ryan Tucker thrown you through a window in a fit of roid rage? Then Alyssa Milano’s new “Touch” Collection featured in the Cleveland Browns gift shop is for you.
Considering the unorthodox way the Browns coach actually hired the GM, it’s fitting that when fans pose the inevitable question of “Who’s the Boss?”, they’ll be sporting apparel from the catalogue of a former cast member! The name of the new couture label itself (“Touch”) might appear to be at odds with the throwing style of starting quarterback Derek Anderson. It does however properly describe the method by which the Browns defense attempts to tackle.
Sizes available are (S) (M) (L) and (RAC).
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Just in case Danny Pintauro “comes out” with a copycat clothing line, I just went to godaddy.com and try to buy BFG.Com “Browns For Gays” or “Browns Faggot Gear”. Either way my futile attempt was thwarted by some little girl named Sophie and a non-people eating Giant.
I’m just glad she had all her tattoo’s covered up. That’s not the image I want woman Brown’s fans to portray. Thanks Alyssa.
What about the Tracy Gold collection?
Is this the cursed cleveland equivalent of a swimsuit issue?
I am a Browns fan from Argentina. Very nice Browns information.
I am a big fan of Braylon Edwards and am disappointed that Winslow was traded.
I hope to be in Cleveland for a game this fall.