Seven Week Layoffs, We Hardly Knew You

Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany thinks you can do a lot with 50 days. It could be enough time to form a blue-ribbon task force to discuss the addition of another team. It might be enough time to try and convince the tournament selection committee that the league deserves more than four teams in March. [...]

Big Game Brady Headed to Cleveland?

CLEVELAND, OHIO – According to our friends at ESPN’s NFL Live, Brady Quinn would be the draft pick that makes the most sense for the Browns this offseason, especially because he’s someone the fans can get excited about (Personally, I get more excited about Laura Quinn, and apparently so does A.J. Hawk). These football gurus [...]

"I’m Still Fat…So I’ll Sue the Doctors!"

FAT CAMP – According to this story, Notre Dame’s portly, overrated coach is suing for malpractice after complications with a gastric bypass surgery that he had in June of ’02. The man that is the proud owner of the most pronounced “FUPA” in sports slipped into a coma that threatened his life for nearly two [...]

An Online Petition Not Involving Ron Zook

CLEVELAND – Known for their considerable rate of success, online petitions have become almost as commonplace on the world wide web as sports blogs dwelling on the misfortune of Cleveland sports teams (examples 1, 2, 3). It seems that some Browns fans have created DraftTroy.com, with one unequivocal goal in mind – but you’ll have [...]

Bush Losing Heisman?

SAN DIEGO, CA – Yahoo News, known more for its widely-respected porn gathering services, is actually doing some reporting. They must really have a thing for Reggie Bush…He’s been the target of an eight-month investigation alleging, believe it or not, that the talented football player received benefits. Serious stuff for USC, which could receive NCAA [...]

Bucks 20th in First Preseason Poll

Faster than you can say “SEC Speed,” the fine people at CBS Sportsline have compiled their first set of rankings for the 06-07 college football season. USC, a virtual fixture at the top of the polls is once again ranked above the Buckeyes. You do realize I’m talking about the University of South Carolina don’t [...]

Buckeyes Receive 2007 Crown

COLUMBUS – Sure the Florida Gators doused the Buckeyes last Monday in Glendale in what was an embarrassment of a national championship game, but Jim Tressel once again gets the last laugh, as he bested Urban Meyer and the SEC in the coveted Devold football poll released today. Few could rationally argue the merits of [...]

Ginn Gone

COLUMBUS – According to an ESPN report, Ted Ginn will limp forward to the NFL and bypass his senior season with OSU. During the past week, the junior was believed to be waffling on his status after the Debacle in the Desert. Reports are that immediately following his decision, motions were filed in a local [...]