An All-Star Weekend to Forget

SIN CITY – This weekend’s all-star festivities were a disappointment to say the least. Perhaps spending the week in Las Vegas drained all of the emotion and energy out of the players, or perhaps they just didn’t care to put on a good show (Although apparently Charles Barkley felt like kissing another guy to get [...]

He Can’t Dunk Anymore, But He Can Still Dance

No -Star Weekend?

LAS VEGAS, NV – So when did the usually glamorous NBA All-Star game morph itself into the NFL Pro Bowl? Guys are pulling out faster than…wait a second, can’t go with an NBA sex joke because as everyone knows, NBA players don’t believe in pulling out EVER. We go from Steve Nash, AI, Kidd, Yao [...]

Long Distance Shootout Set

LAS VEGAS, NV – The self-proclaimed “Best shooter in the world,” now knows who his competition will be in the three-point contest next week. Joining Jones will be Agent Zero, Dirk, Nash and J-Kap (we can all agree Kapono has earned a nickname at this point, can’t we?). We’re not entirely sure that Jones is [...]

The Robinson Rule

photo courtesy of chinadaily.com Nate Robinson is slated to defend his dunk title (You know, the one he stole from Andre Iguodala last year because he is small) during this year’s All-Star Weekend festivities. For those of you who are looking forward to seeing him try the same dunk 5,000 times until he finally gets [...]

Stars Align for NBA Skills Challenge

Photo Courtesy of hammer.yirku.net LAS VEGAS, NEVADA – This year, the NBA Skills Challenge will play host to the 4 biggest stars in the league today: Kobe Bryant, Dwyane Wade, Steve Nash and Lebron James (Nash and Wade are past champions….Who Cares?). I wonder if they forgot that this is the worst competition that All-Star [...]

2007 NBA All Stars Announced

Photo Courtesy of Nba.com LAS VEGAS, NEVADA – The 2007 NBA All-Star Dance Team was announced today (The actual All-Star players were announced too in case anyone cares), and we’d like to congratulate Amanda of the Cavaliers dance team on making her first All-Star game. Clearly her hard work has paid off (manicures, getting her [...]